gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

Why not fall in love?
Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

lchyeahyeah:

A peeping Hannah Hart for your blog

lchyeahyeah:

A peeping Hannah Hart for your blog

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

browneyedgeek:

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

its like he WANTED to be ripped to shreds.